Anyone Else Jonesing for Summer?

I was really hoping to make my pasty white hands look tan with these KB Shimmer nearly neon shades, You're So Shellfish and Chick Me Out. Alas, no luck, although I do think the brightness detracts and perhaps evens out a bit of the fishbelly blue tone in my skin. Three coats each, normal for these types, Dazzle Dry over. Makes me want to drink rum from a pineapple.